Let's go with this.
The answers are: yes, more than lawyers but less than doctors, sometimes, no, depends on when you ask, better than baristas but worse than doctors and lawyers, mostly, I sure am, I sure am, and I hope I'm not.
In a computer science and engineering department, this is the kind of question that can start riots.
Are they indeed? (Sadly, if you follow this search it takes you to pages of lame "computers are like women/men" jokes).